nothing is real
April 13 with 273,664 notes - reblog

kristina100000:

i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil

April 13 with 73,423 notes

beabaseball:

You dont have to be rich to do a bit of this actually

RIP Medical Debt is a charity (and therefore takes donations). They buy the rights to medical debt and then forgive them. So far they’ve forgiven over 1B in medical debt.

So a little ray of hope for someone out there today.

helloquirks:

Okay but now I know what I want to do of I get rich?

liberalbydefault:

Oliver then proceeded to detail how with $50 and knowledge of the law he was able to successfully apply online to create a debt buying company named “Central Asset Recovery Professionals,” or as Oliver put it, “CARP” named after “a bottom-feeding fish.”

After setting up a rudimentary website for CARP, the satirical, but still real company was offered a $15 million package of medical debt for $60,000.

Oliver explained that the debt was out of statute, which means it is the kind of debt that a collector can only continue to collect, but not sue the debtor for.

Then, instead of chasing down the 9,000 debtors in the debt package as a normal collection agency would, Oliver decided to stage the largest one-time giveaway in television history and work with the nonprofit RIP Medical Debt to forgive the $15 million with no consequences for the debtors.

naonic-blog:

April 13 with 147,009 notes

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

image
April 13 with 150,744 notes

pirategf:

don’t you just love horror that doesn’t rely on sexual violence or vilify mental illness or use jumpscares? don’t you just love horror that creates an unsettling atmosphere and an intense feeling of wrongness even after you’ve suspensed your disbelief to accept that this kind of supernatural exists in that universe? don’t you just love horror that’s well written

April 13 with 70,340 notes
prawnlegs:
“This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.
”

prawnlegs:

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

normal-horoscopes:

cparvum:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

if someone stays horny for it by day two of being endurance hunted over the vegetation scraps of southern taiga they’ve earned that right

YOU KNOW WHAT THATS FAIR

April 13 with 56,907 notes

theocseason4:

image

Can I make any more obvious

April 13 with 36,924 notes

iamyourangelandiwillprotectyou:

marianne @ bernie right now after she was the only democrat candidate that endorsed him

image
April 13 with 371 notes

waraenai-joku-da:

waraenai-joku-da:

waraenai-joku-da:

waraenai-joku-da:

my gender is dollar store barbie. offbrand girl

girl adjacent

none gender with left woman

womanhood is a roommate I get along with and who lets me borrow stuff sometimes but I don’t actually know all that well

April 13 with 25,846 notes

dankmemeuniversity:

image
April 13 with 31,890 notes

scandalousladysuggestion:

do all your nudes in a giant clam shell. 

April 13 with 5,183 notes

letsrevince:

egberts:

image

my last 6 braincells

April 13 with 895 notes